Come stay with us! Our rooms smell like we rub curry into the carpet and then vacuum. Pretty sure Raid was used instead of febreeze for freshening fabrics. Come to our bar! It's not staffed, no one is working it's closed and desolate just like the soul of Dulles, quite the reflection of the times the Hilton loves to share with you and your family. Oh! And the extra money you pay for the limited breakfast selection is truly our favorite part of your disapointing stay!!! Did you say you wanted microwaved eggs and sausage? Of course you didn't... but that's what you get! Oh did you want to make a waffle... that's extra!!! That's right, $12 and we will do what a 5 year old can do for you but upcharge you. For all this, an amazing view of a storage facility and a 7/11 just take my $175 a night, the Hilton really made me feel like the King of Dulles, which is akin to the King of 3 broken portapotty's... so not great.